Is having *** before a golf tournament help improve performance?

sure, go right ahead…
but i think that *** might be the more physical “sport” than golf…lol

Unless you get hurt having sex, the *** won’t help or hinder your performance in the tournament. But it feels good, and that alone makes it worth doing.

You might as well, that way you can focus on golf instead of other things. Golf is about patience and concentration… so get it over with so you can take your time on the course and concentrate on golf balls, instead of other balls…

Isn`t having *** good before anything, let alone golf.

Maybe after:

1. HER DIARY

Tonight I thought he was acting weird.

We had made plans to meet at a bar to have a drink. I was shopping with my friends all day long, so I thought he was upset at the fact that I was a bit late, but he made no comment. Conversation wasn’t flowing so I suggested that we go somewhere quiet so we could talk. He agreed but he kept quiet and absent. I asked him what was wrong; he said nothing. I asked him if it was my fault that he was upset. He said it had nothing to do with me and not to worry.

On the way home I told him that I loved him, he simply smiled and kept driving. I can’t explain his behavior. I don’t know why he didn’t say I love you too. When we got home I felt as if I had lost him, as if he wanted nothing to do with me anymore. He just sat there and watched T.V. He seemed distant and absent.

Finally, I decided to go to bed. About 10 minutes later he came to bed, and to my surprise he responded to my caress and we made love, but I still felt that he was distracted and his thoughts were somewhere else.

He fell asleep - I cried. I don’t know what to do. I’m almost sure that his thoughts are with someone else. My life is a disaster.

2. HIS DIARY

I shot the worst round of golf in my life today, but at least I got laid.

Just don’t mess up your stroke or timing and your good to go. Did you hear the one about the guy who could play golf left handed and right handed. When someone asked him to play he always said he might be 15 to 20 minutes late. When they asked him how he decided to play right or left handed he said - When he woke up on the left side of his wife he would play left handed. The same for the right side. They said what if you end up in the middle. He said I will be 15 to 20 minutes late. Sorry for the short version

Shure! Why not? Who with? Where? At the side of the first tee?

It gets the hips going, the testosterone levels racing and adrenalin pumping. Best way to get into “the zone.”

just make sure it doesn’t turn your iron into a putter.